Project G.R.I.N.D.
From cryptids, to role-playing games, to the SCP foundation, childhood best friends Keenan and Branden of Project G.R.I.N.D. explore the creatively creepy side of the internet, discussing their favorite myths, urban legends, and deviously well-written stories, while providing an eclectic mix of nerdy musings and juvenile humor into their conversations. Join them every Thursday for an adventure into the unknown. And above all else, enjoy the show.
Episodes
96 episodes
The Uncertain Science Behind Atmospheric Beasts
In this episode, the guys analyze the fascinating alternative to the explanation of UFOs. But first, Branden discusses his existential stress with school applications and the fun of his new favorite platformer. Keenan shares his views on the TV...
The Terrifying Evolution of The Grootslang
In South Africa, the myth of the Grootslang has developed from the simple tale of a massive snake in a forbidden cave to a monstrous beast with legs and the head of an elephant. What caused such a drastic shift in storytelling? The guys try to ...
The Bizarre Origins of The Montauk Monster
When an unidentifiable carcass washes up on a beach, speculations and questions come out of the woodwork, and the guys do their best to make sense of what they're looking at. But first, Branden discusses some steps taken towards his fitness jou...
What Is Your Favorite Robin Williams Movie?
In a less structured, more honest episode, the guys start their conversations by reminiscing about the late great Robin Williams and some of their favorite childhood cartoon movies. Keenan discusses his horrendous week that wrapped up with a wo...
The Hellish Lanscape of a Forgotten God (SCP-3007)
In a special bonus episode, the guys break down the terrifying mysteries behind an SCP that plants fatal hallucinations in the minds of seemingly random victims. What deeper meaning lies behind these lucid dreams?
The Chilling Legend of The Black-Eyed Kids
The guys discuss one of the last traditional urban legends that gained popularity just as the dawn of the creepypasta took the internet by storm. But first, Keenan shares the story of how he got himself locked in a bathroom at a house party, an...
What Is It Like To Travel During A Government Shutdown?
Following a short but incredibly busy hiatus, season 9 kicks off as Keenan makes an exciting announcement about his future as a professional podcaster, and shares the difficult experience he had traveling through the busiest airport in the U.S....
The Lost City of Atlantis and The Myths That Surround It
In the season 8 finale, the guys discuss the origins of Atlantis. What was it like? Who lived there? Was it even a real place or just a philosopher's allegory? But first, Branden discusses the anguish behind having ADHD while cleaning up a livi...
Are Ghosts Real?
The guys catch each other up on their busy, but very enjoyable weeks before going into a chat about the struggles of renting and owning property in a difficult real estate market. Then, they go on to discuss the myriad of troubles around ghost ...
The Enigmatic Dangers of SCP-1984
In this episode, the guys recount the disturbing and mysterious events surrounding SCP-1984, a.k.a. Mr. Shadows. But first, Keenan shares his experience with a much better formatted TTRPG and Branden is excited to announce his return to an MMOR...
The Indescribable Appearance of The Bunyip
In this episode, the guys touch on the mysterious and undefined appearance behind an Australian legend - the Bunyip. But first, Keenan discusses his disdain for his most recent tabletop campaign, and Branden shares a newfound interest in 40K fo...
What Was The Worst Movie Experience You've Had?
In a personal catch-up episode, Branden has some flashbacks to the more... interesting moments of his childhood, Keenan talks about helping his girlfriend downsize, and the guys wrap up the episode by discussing fitness goals, spiritual endeavo...
The Visceral Horror Behind SCP-939
Branden and Keenan continue their discussion on SCP-939, delving deep into its origins, and why it is such a dangerous and lethal SCP. But first, Keenan recaps his excellent Valentine's Day, and Branden shares so exciting new plans about his Yo...
The Oppenheimer-Einstein Report on Extraterrestrials
In a special bonus episode, Branden shares a cool piece of knowledge he discovered about the origins of the modern alien mythos, which started on the desks of some of the greatest scientific minds of the twentieth century.
Is The Alkali Lake Monster A Hoax?!
Excited for Branden's return to the podcast, Keenan listens on with all of you as Branden talks about some of the things he's done over the week-long break he took, including a haircut and a trip to the movies to see Markiplier's debut film,
The Mysterious Sightings of The Tsinquaw
In a solo episode, Keenan urges listeners to get going on whatever plans they might have for their loved ones as Valentine's Day approaches. Then he goes on to share some exciting new ventures planned, including a work-related trip to Arizona, ...
Is The Enfield Monster a Real Case Of Cryptozoology?
In this episode, the guys have a debate about the legitimacy of the Enfield Monster, and several other adjacent cryptids, to determine whether or not this is simply an urban legend or the case of a genuine undiscovered animal. But first, our ho...
The City That Lives And Grows On Its Own (SCP-7167)
In the season 8 premiere, Keenan catches us up on his adventures to the Big Apple, and Branden talks about his big plans for Project G.R.I.N.D.'s future. Then, they discuss a city much unlike New York, SCP-7167, which seems to grow in an almost...
What New Years Resolutions Are In Store For This Podcast?!
In the season 7 finale, the guys wrap up the festivities with a heart-to-heart. Keenan shares his exciting plans for New Years, and Branden expresses his gratitude for the Christmas gift that came in the mail. Then, they discuss their personal ...
What Would Happen If Christmas Joy Took Over The World? (SCP-3799 - Part 2)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Project G.R.I.N.D.! In this special episode, the guys revisit SCP-3799 for a closer look into the disastrous effects that anomaly-clearing snow would have on the world, and life, as we know it. But first,...
Is The Grinch a Cryptid?!
In this episode, our hosts discuss the possibility that The Grinch (and several other Christmas icons) might just be classified as a cryptid. But first, Keenan catches us up on his trip up north to visit his family, and Branden discusses his ex...
Can Philosophy Explain The Existence of Ghosts?!
Join Branden as he discusses the philosophy of ghosts. From Phenomenology to Hauntology (yes, it's a real study), prepare to learn the ins and outs regarding the possibility of the existence of ghosts, and what their nature of existence would b...
Too Much Holly Jolly Spirit (SCP-3799)
The guys take a glance at the potential disastrous effects of a massive ball of snow that produces too much joy and wonderment, the infamous SCP-3799. But first, Branden catches Keenan up on all of his favorites from his family's Thanksgiving f...
Turkeys and Forward Time Travel
In this Thanksgiving Day episode, the guys talk about their holiday plans and how they are going to choose to spend time with friends and family. Then, they get surprisingly philosophical while trying to answer this question about aging: does t...
What Is The Fanciest Restaurant You Have Ever Been To?!
In this laid-back episode, the guys discuss a big decision lingering on Branden's mind. Then, Keenan discusses the award ceremony held by his TTRPG group crowning the best game of the year that they played. The guys discuss fine dining and the ...